Crystal Weenies *Best Seller*

Crystal Weenies *Best Seller*

Size Doesn’t Matter (But Vibes Do)

Let’s be honest, you’re here for the crystal d*cks. And we fully support that! 💁🏻‍♀️

Our best selling 1.5” crystal peens are pure joy. Whether you’re stuffing bachelorette gift bags, sneaking one into your friend’s purse for a laugh, or calling in a little fertility magic (or just hoping to get some…), these mini ding dongs are the perfect combo of silly and powerful.

Because sometimes the smallest crystals have the hardest jobs.

Pick your poison:

• Clear Quartz – for clarity (in case you’re making questionable decisions)
• Rose Quartz – for love (or at least a good time)
• Obsidian – for protection (especially if you’re attracting the walking red flags)
• Dragon’s Blood – for fiery confidence and “I’m the main character” energy
• Unakite, Fluorite, Jasper, Black Tourmaline, Opalite, Kiwi Jasper – because size may be small, but the vibes are immaculate.